A man to other: Hey man, your wife have fallen into the well!
Other man: Don't worry we are not using its water now a days.
- An american journalist (who was in Japan before world war II) wrote a letter to his friend in America: "I don't know wether you will get this letter or not because japanese department of censor open every letter." hehehe
- Door knocked and a washman was standing on the door he said: "Sir i got 100 $ from your pent please take it" Man replied: no no i don't need it, its not real. Washman:thats why i am returning it to you.LOL
- A patient came to doctor and said " I can't sleep at night please give me medicine so that i can sleep peacfully. Doctor said him to start counting before sleep. Next day same patient cam and said: I count the numbers. Doctor: Upto what number? Patient upto 5478965. Doctor: After that you went to sleep? Patient: No, then time of awakening came.
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